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The worst questions ever…!

If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?

Why don’t you ever see the headline ”Psychic Wins Lottery”? 

Are there crash courses on how to fly…?

If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver’s license?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Why is a boxing ring square?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?

You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?

If I save time, when do I get it back?

Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

 

Why do ‘stupid questions’ have to be so, so, so, really, really, really… very…  STUPID?  

Where should I request that someone kill the guy who whote this bullshit?

 

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